The English Channel Tunnel must be one of the most boring technological wonders in the world. It’s more than fifty kilometers long, took six years and almost double the original estimated cost, and has since its completion survived fires, technical breakdowns, and attempted crossings by illegal immigrants. And yet when you travel through it, none of this is apparent. All you see is a rail-yard with oddly oversized train cars in neat lines on tracks leading into the ground. The moment your bus drives into one of these cars is the greatest novelty of the trip; after that there’s a flicker of lights, a hum of movement, and half an hour later you’re rolling back off the train into another rail-yard — on the other side of the Dover strait.
The disconnect between the intellectual impact of the journey and the lack of a visceral one is quickly forgotten, though, as the rocky slopes of the southeast English coastal region rise outside. Our bus climbs into the hills and gives us just a glimpse of Dover’s white cliffs before we pass into the clumps of forest and green farms that alternate in the country alongside the road.
Then, London: immense, sprawling, with nearly an hour from the time we enter the city’s outskirts until our bus finally pulls into the Victoria Coach Station. After weeks of rain in Belgium, London is surprisingly warm and sunny, and I enjoy the walk from the bus station to the tube. Twenty minutes underground brings me up to the surface at Edgware Road, in a middle eastern immigrant district in northwest London. My hostel, the Green Man, is right next to the tube station and is located above an old pub. There’s music there most nights, ranging from talented local singers to some truly horrific karaoke.
I don’t spend much time there, aside from breakfast and sleeping. Between paychecks at the moment, I’m living frugally, walking everywhere and eating out of grocery stores. As a result, I see more of London itself than I would have otherwise; I spend a day walking first south through Hyde Park, where soccer games are being played under a patchy gray-blue sky, and into the whitewashed and stately embassy district beyond it. Then southeast to the Thames, where I find an old man wrestling with a fishing pole, bent double. Throwing a glance at me, he says “hold this!” and thrusts the rod into my hands — I brace it while he pulls in the string by hand. On the end is an eel as long as my leg. The old man grins: “this makes my fourth one,” he says, “now off to supper!”
On the advice of my sister, I walk past Buckingham Palace, but can’t manage to catch a glimpse of Prince William. I walk around the Tate, which is free, then head back as the light softens and warms on the grays and whites and occasional patches of color on the London cityscape.
Another day I meet Tom, a friend of a friend, and we head out for lunch at a Polish cafe before spending the rest of the afternoon walking around and talking about books and travel and international politics. He takes me through a street market in south London where fruits and vegetables are on display at shockingly (for London, at any rate) low prices, and where the people move in a loose mass between fruit stalls and discount electronics carts.
My final day in London I check out of the Green Man and head into the city, where I lock my backpack up at the bus station to wait for my 4:30pm bus to Edinburgh. I’m meeting Shreya here, a friend I’ve actually never met in person; a couple of years ago, when I was traveling through Greece and writing about it, she started reading this blog at the same time I was reading one of her articles on Matador, and we started exchanging emails; the rest, as they say, is history. I meet her around lunch at the Shakespeare Cafe a few blocks from the station. She’s spending a few weeks in Edinburgh as well, on a scholarship for a creative writing program, and we’re taking the same bus to Scotland; while we wait, we walk across the river and wander through a park, where we find a buddhist shrine with a little girl running around its base and occasionally peeking out at passing tourists.
The day passes quickly; we board the bus in the afternoon and make our way back to a pair of hard seats placed directly over the engine, and twenty degrees warmer than the rest of the bus. Shreya’s crossed five time zones and has been traveling for the last three days, so she falls asleep quickly, and I move a seat ahead so she can stretch out. I try to read and ignore the temperature.
In Newcastle, the emergency door, directly beside me, swings open, and two swaying Scotsmen are blinking into the bus. It’s clear enough that they’re drunk, but takes me a good few minutes to figure out that they’re actually speaking English — their accent is thick enough already, and a night of heavy drinking means that I never understand more than about a fourth of what they’re trying to say.
I gather they want a free ride back to Scotland, though, because they loudly clamber in and slam the emergency exit behind them, before hunkering down in the back of the bus to hide until we’re moving. The rest of the Scottish crowd on at Newcastle, a group of five girls, is giggling and whispering at our two stowaways to stay quiet while our driver gets on, sits down behind the wheel, and puts the bus in motion without ever looking into the back.
Our new Scottish friends are talking loudly, and impossible to ignore (though Shreya somehow manages to sleep through most of it), so I think: if you can’t beat them, join them, and we talk for the next couple of hours up to Edinburgh. One of the girls, a little younger than I am, already has “two wee bairns” back at home; in Scotland, new mothers are often very young.
By now it’s dark outside, with rain misting on and off, and when we finally clear a rise and see the sparkling lights of Edinburgh outside I wake Shreya and start getting my things together. The Scots pile off the bus as we stop to light up cigarettes, despite their extremely high cost in the U.K., and Shreya and I look around at our new city for the next few weeks. We’re couchsurfing tonight in the city center, since she can’t stay in her dorm yet and I don’t feel like finding my apartment south of town at two in the morning, but at the moment none of it matters. The air is cool and damp, the buildings old and grand, and I’m happy to be here.






























































































