
Kate and I are on the bus by eleven, and by one the dark untamed landscape of Scotland is already fading into the green farmlands of England, cultivated and tame for centuries now. They have a different sort of beauty, but already I miss the crags, the heather, the dark pine forests we’re leaving behind.
The ride is a long one — nine hours — and by the time we finally drift into the outskirts of London Kate’s asleep on my left and the sky outside is dark. London passes by, mile after mile of city lights, crowd after crowd of busy Londoners, chip shop after neon-lit chip shop. It’s a far cry from Edinburgh, but despite my personal lack of enthusiasm for the city, it feels good somehow to be back in one of the world’s great centers of transit.
We leave the bus and enter the Underground, and half an hour later we’re at King’s Cross, a five minute walk from SOAS, where Shreya is now ensconced as a student on yet another scholarship. She meets us walking hand-in-hand with her boyfriend, Adam, and we go out to a small neighborhood restaurant for a late supper. Afterwards, we return to her little room. It’s small, but comfortable enough, and we stay up talking before finally going to sleep.
The next day, my life changes.
Kate, a brilliant cook in her own right and quite a connoisseur of good food (or ‘snob,’ as I called it, before my life was changed), has convinced me to visit St. John, a restaurant that’s only been around for a little over fifteen years, is set up in what used to be a Chinese beer store with attached garage, and is regularly listed as one of the top fifty restaurants in the world. While a meal costs much more than what I’d usually spend, it’s spectacularly low for the sorts of names its usually mentioned in the same sentence with.

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The founders, chefs Fergus Henderson and Trevor Gulliver, designed their experience entirely around the food. Kate tells me it was a major influence on the casual gourmet scene in Portland. Its lack of emphasis on theater is almost theater in itself: we’re greeted as we sit down by a grinning red-haired waiter in a work-stained apron, holding a notepad. The menu changes daily based on what local ingredients can be had, but our waiter still knows every item, and what wines will go best with it. I sit back and let Kate do the talking, and there’s a ten minute conversation before she’s finally settled on a spread of appetizers, two bottles of wine, and a couple of main courses. There’s no music, but the large white room is alive with loud conversation. The three tables in the center are long, with fifteen or more seats a piece, and at each of these, a feast is being served.

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The feasts are one of the restaurant’s specialties; as we wait, a whole roasted pig is brought out and placed in the center, to the applause of those gathered around it. Their meal is already in full swing when we arrive, and doesn’t wrap up until just before we leave, almost three hours later.
Kate’s made her choices, and the first courses begin to arrive; razor clams in lemon, butter, and thyme, cauliflower and lima beans with capers and even more butter, crusty bread from St. John’s in-house bakery, and a ham-and-pea soup that rather impressively outdoes its very British-sounding name. St. John also has its own smokehouse, and that’s obvious in the quality of the meat.

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We slowly work through these, and the empty dishes are replaced by escargot, a meat pate made from half a dozen different cuts, and — the truly critical item — marrow still in the bone, with thin spoons to extract it. One bite, spread on thin-sliced toasted bread, and my mind explodes in fireworks of sheer happiness.
This, I think, in a daze, is the best thing I have ever eaten.
I eat as slowly as I can, savoring it, wishing there was more when it’s gone; but the main courses are already on their way. Wild game: widgeon and rabbit. I immediately recognize the taste of the widgeon, though Kate doesn’t — it’s exactly like wild duck, the kind I grew up with, from hunting trips down in the river bottom with my dad. What’s impressive is that it’s actually tender, which is difficult with this kind of game, and is accompanied by a sauce that actually accents and improves the gaminess, rather than simply trying to overwhelm it the way a sweet honey sauce might do.
We’re slowing down now, but there’s still more: the desert. One is a “Queen of Puddings”, thick and warmly sweet, with wild berries on the bottom and cream to pour across the top as we eat. The other I’d call, in any other circumstance, a brownie. In this case, it feels like blasphemy. It’s definitely chocolate, and roughly square, but it’s impossibly rich, kept just short of too much by sliced cherries to be eaten along with it. Even so, Kate and I between us are only able to finish half of it. As we eat, we pass glasses of dessert wine back and forth between us, which our knowledgeable waiter has recommended. They complement their respective desserts perfectly.
When we finally stagger out, it’s one-thirty in the morning, and already I’m having flashbacks. We’re talking, and my eyes glaze over; marrow, my mind says. It’s like post-traumatic stress disorder, but of happiness.

This continues through the next day, but I slowly recover, enough to make a Georgian meal for Kate and Shreya and Adam a couple days later. It’s not bad, and before my life was changed, I thought it was pretty good. Now, though, there’s a higher mark to reach, a whole level of inspiration I didn’t even know existed. Yes, I think, musingly, I actually would spend five hundred dollars on a meal, if it came down to it. I pause. Hell yes.
“So,” Kate says, “the number one restaurant in the world is in Denmark.”
I pause again, then nod judiciously. “Hell yes.”
But for now, our time is up. Kate and I wake up on our last day and pack blearily. We say goodbye to Shreya and Adam at SOAS, then take the Underground back to Victoria. She’s got a bus to catch, and time is short; selfishly, I will her to miss it, and to spend another night in London.
She doesn’t. We arrive just in time, and say goodbye as the bus is boarding. We agree to meet again, sooner or later, and hitchhike through Italy and France, all the way up to Denmark, camping in fields and eating at the best restaurants in Europe, and maybe, if we have time and aren’t too full, change the world while we’re at it.
I watch her board, watch the doors close. It’s strange, I think, to make what will probably be a lifelong friendship in so short a time. When I turn to go, it’s not as easy as it usually is.
But the world’s ahead, all blank canvas and archaic inscriptions that read “here be dragons.”
It’s time to travel on.